Will the real cannabis expert

Sorry guys, but I had too. Gotta throw in the comedy, cause this show is funny as ….

Especially when smoking DAT old school dank

[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
I repeat: will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here…

[Chorus]
Will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Will the real cannabis expert please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

[Verse 1]
Y’all act like you never seen a bag of loud before
Jaws on the floor like “Damn, that’s some fire, for sure”
But little do they know, I’m the one who’s been around
From landrace strains to the newest hype-train in town
I got the knowledge on terps, the high, the comedown
Sativas for daytime, indicas when the sun goes down
Hybrids in the middle, rosin that’ll melt your frown
Don’t come at me with mids and expect me to bow down

I’m the one who knows the difference between kush and mids
The one who can tell if it’s indoor, outdoor, or greenhouse kids
I can roll a joint in the dark, pack a bowl with one hand
Talk cannabinoids all night, make the novice understand
CBD for the pain, THC for the brain
CBN when you’re sleepy, CBG for the strain
Don’t ask me “is this good?” if you already know the answer
I’m the expert in the room — the rest of y’all are just dancers

[Verse 2]
So the next time you see a dude online claiming “best weed ever”
With a blurry pic and no terp profile, whatever
I’m the one who’ll call it out — “bro, that’s just bag appeal”
I can smell the difference between real gas and fake steel
I’ve been through the eras: brick weed, hydro, then the cookies
From the old-school haze to the modern-day lookies
I know my myrcene, limonene, pinene, and caryophyllene
I can tell you why that strain hits different every single time

I’m not the guy who just says “this shit is fire” and walks away
I’m the one who explains the grow, the cure, the way it was sprayed
No pesticides, no molds, no strange chemical taste
Just clean, dialed-in flower that’ll put a smile on your face
So if you’re lookin’ for the real one in a sea of fake experts
The one who’s actually smoked, grown, and tested the spectrum
Step aside, imposters — the real one’s in the building
Cannabis knowledge locked in, no need for any filling

[Outro]
Ha-ha, guess there’s a real cannabis expert in the room
And it’s not you, not you, or you…
It’s me.

Actually the song from Pantera fits this better, Domination..

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the…..

Disrespecting a Gen X Redneck won’t go good for you.